Ok Now That's Bullshit

"PS9" (PS9) 02/18/2016 at 13:31 • Filed to: VIVA LA REVOLUCION

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I just heard that the EPA and NHTSA are planning to make modding illegal for everyone who isn’t a mod on oppo? What the hell. I called SEMA and asked what it is they’re planning to do to stop this, and they said nothing because oppo apparently donates $300M/year to their lobbying firm and instructed them not to stand in the way. Wat??

Ok, first off that’s an extremely specific set of allowances for folks to break apparently incoming federal law. Second...$300 million dollars?? Holy shit, how the hell do we have that just floating around to give to lobbying firms? When did oppo join the 1%? Finally y’all can go on ahead and sit on an empty bottle of bud lite with that, because where do you get off thinking you can hoard all the modding to yourself? Fuck that. THIS IS AMERICA. YOU CAN PRY MY TURBOCHARGED LS1S FROM MY COLD DEAD TUNER SHOP!!

WHAT DO WE WANT?
MODS!
WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?
NOW!
FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE!!

EL_ULY > PS9 02/18/2016 at 13:35

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I KNEW IT!!!!!!!! BURN THE PLACE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE, GO IN THROUGH THE MAIN DOOR!

Hot Takes Salesman > EL_ULY 02/18/2016 at 13:37

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BERN IT ALLL!!!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PS9 02/18/2016 at 13:37

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If you voted for me, the 1% would pay most of that 300m and we’d be all safe to mod our vehicles!

Hot Takes Salesman > PS9 02/18/2016 at 13:37

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 02/18/2016 at 13:46

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Shaved engine bays are stupid.

StingrayJake > EL_ULY 02/18/2016 at 15:23

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I thought we were burning down Yahoo today. Can we burn down Kinja tomorrow?

EL_ULY > StingrayJake 02/18/2016 at 15:35

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yeah I think tomorrow is better for Kinja to burn :]

It's a "Porch-uh" > PS9 02/18/2016 at 16:28

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That’s a load of crap.

Nobody on Oppo has any money.